male / castanet
Walk the walk
I went into Wal Mart one day looking for stuff to put in my ass. I found a party bag of toy castanets. I bought them and went back out to my car, where I put a hole in a castanet's handle and tied a shoe lace. I put the castanet in my ass, and tied the other end of the lace around my foot. I got dressed and went back into Wal Mart... Every step I took gave a gentle tug on the castanet. I loved this thing so much that I wore it out to my Mother-in-Law's birthday dinner. Everyone saw me extending my leg and then grunting or moaning, and I explained to them that my knee was hurt. I can't wait to get brave enough to wear it out again!
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