male / pen
shaft
I like to shove a lubricated shaft up my ass, such as a pencil or something skinny like that, and I lie on my back, put my legs over my head, and aim my penis to my mouth, so when I cum, I end up with all of it in my mouth. Tastes good!
write-on
I start by watching some porn to turn me on and give me a pounding hard on. Then I take a pen and begin to suck it like a dick. I then insert the pen into my arse as far as I can. I spit on my dick and get it all lubed. Once lubed and with the pen inserted, I stand with my legs spread on my tiptoes and jack-off, with my left hand rotated so the thumb is at the bottom and my right hand pushing the pen in and out of my arse.
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