Masturbation Techniques

With so many people visiting the The Hun's Yellow Pages over the years we heard some wild and interesting masturbation confessions. We decided to collect some of the confessions we found over the years. Who knows, you might like reading them or you might even learn a new trick or two!

Do you have your own masturbation technique you want to anonymously want to share with the world, please don't hesitate to submit your confession!

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Hotel fun

Horny in my hotel room I looked for something to ease into my ass...lo and behold the shower control handle! I lubed it up with hotel hand cream then carefully pushed myself down onto it. I jerked off and came hard in minutes.


bathroom/shower time

Since my Wife decided to stop having Sex with me Years Ago, I have not seen her Naked Body in over 10 years. I Love Her and Fantasize about her while I Pleasure Myself and came up with this Cool Idea. I will Wait until she is in the Shower and then knock on the door telling her I have to use the Bathroom. Once I am on the Toilet I can see her Naked Body thru the Glass Shower Doors. She thinks that I am Going on the Potty but I am really Masturbating while Watching her Naked Body.


deep clean

we have a shower wand (one with a hose on the shower head) and i love to take the head off of the hose, get the water just right (in heat and in flow), then aim the end of the hose just against my bum, relaxing and enjoying until i feel like i am filling up. i repeat filling myself up and letting it go into a plastic bucket until i run clean, then i do it a bunch more times, the release is absolutely almost as good as the "over full" sensation. Then i fully allow myself to empty, and start putting all kinds of fun toys and objects into my fanny, putting lots of lube and such inside me (i have a large syringe for the lube, and some vibrating toys, some quite large, and multiple "eggs" that vibrate). I always wished there was someone there to encourage, admire, and explore... maybe a gentile touch from them would "open up new horizons" so to speak, know what i mean?


Shower

I like to lay on my stomach and pull my cock back between my legs. Let the shower hit my asshole, balls and cock. This let's me be able to rub my nipples until I come. The hotter the water and the using the massage setting makes for a great blow.


Feeling gay but not!

I like to let hot water run over my asshole until it gets my dick hard. Then I start stroking my cock until I feel like I'm about to cum. Then I ram my fingers in my asshole and finger my ass and stroke my rock hard cock until I cum. The I eat my cum and that in its self makes me horny again. I masturbate again just by fingering my ass thinkin about my wife's pussy.


shampoo

When in the shower, I find that the best way to masturbate is with a whole whack of shampoo. Well, that's it no big secret, just thought I'd put this because I know for a fact that it feels a hell of a lot better then a bar of soap any day. So just take a handful, think of a girl masturbating or male or whatever sex you like, and give her hell.


awesome shower

I like to get in the shower and squirt loads of shampoo all over my cock then sit down on the shower floor with the jet squirting on my balls. Then I start to finger my asshole while thinking of hot girls fucking and sucking me. Then when I explode I eat all my cum. It is awesome!


conditioned

While my cock is soft I stick my hand down my pants and take my knuckle and rub and when I get a boner I go in the shower and lay down and rub conditioner all over my cock.


slippery Shower

The best is in the shower. I like to get real horny and go in the shower. I lube my cock up with the soap Dove. The soap feels so smooth up and down my cock; then when I cum, it’s the best feeling ever.


morning shower

I tried this today. While taking a shower I lay down on the bottom of the shower, the hot water aimed at my dick. Next I added some shampoo to add a little extra smoothness. It felt like I was cumming into a waterfall.


hot shower

I really love to stroke while I'm taking a shower and I put my dick's head under the hot water. Man, it's great! You cum very deliciously! In spite of not being gay, I either like to stroke with my index and middle finger in my ass, making a circular movement.


water to the tip

Lie down on your back in the shower. This works best with removable shower heads. Hold the shower head in one hand and squirt it on the tip of your penis till you hit the spot that feels best. Then turn up the heat till it feels good. Then stroke with the other hand. Then stop when you almost reach the climax. Wait till your penis gets soft. Repeat this four times, and the fifth time masturbate till you cum. This will increase the intensity of the ejaculation!


ball blaster

I take my normal shower, waiting to save my fun for last. Then I take the shower head, and spray it upward on my balls. The tingling stream of water on my balls feels so great! Then I spray my cock and balls and tummy, moving the spray around and around. Every time it hits my hard cock, it gives a special tingle. After a few minutes of this, I put the shower head between my legs spraying my balls while I stroke myself slowly, then faster and faster until I cum! It's great!


get shower head

The way I have found that really gets me off is to get in the bathtub and take the shower head (this only works if you have a removable shower head) and turn it on its hardest direct stream setting. I push my dick against my stomach, keeping only my index finger on it near the base, just to keep it in place. Then I take the direct stream of water so it's hitting the bottom of my cock right below the head, right in the upside-down V shape there. I lay back and wait till my dick starts getting harder. Just as I'm about to cum I like to stick my thumb up my ass.


shower power

I remove the showerhead and allow the jet of water hit the shower floor. I then squat on with my hands on the floor behind me and I position myself so that the jet of water that streams down hits on the frenulum of my cock (I am circumcised). It makes the cock vibrate especially if the water pressure is high but the orgasms that I get are very intense and often I can cum up to 4 -5 times again and again.


shower fun

I like to use the water jet from the shower head to get off. I hold my dick against my belly and let the water burst at the underside of my dick right below the head. I can usually go for 15 to 20 minutes. The hotter the water the better. When I can't stand it anymore I let it go and have the best ejaculation ever. Way better than the usual jerk session. Try it you'll like it!!


better in the shower

When I masturbate I turn on the hot water in the shower and aim it right on my dick and balls and beat off. The heat feels like the heat that comes from a pussy, so it feels better in the shower than doing it in bed.


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